Demi Moore Goes to a Wedding

Someone named Princess Eugenie or Eugenia got married in England last Thursday or maybe Friday. Saturday? I'm not exactly sure. I did read a couple of headlines about it, and quickly scrolled through the pictures but that's pretty much where it ended, because I'd never heard of Princess Eugene so I cared even less then I did when Meghan Marckle married Prince Phillip (?). And I didn't think caring less was possible. What can I say I'm a goal setter and a go getter.

Well, evidently this Princess Ed wedding was quite the star studded affair with major celebrities from the 1990s attending. Celebrities like Demi Moore. It wasn't made clear if the person she was with was her date, or her dad but I'm going with date. Only because that seems to be the logical choice. All I saw was his name was Eric Buterbaugh which of course I immediately read as Butterball. Demi Moore is 55 years old and still pretty attractive. At least to me. So I feel sort of bad that the dating pool of men for "women of a certain age", as they say,  tend to be all guys that look like that. And I'm not joking, every single one of them look like him. Maybe he's very nice, and probably has billions of dollars which is most likely the case because I'm sitting right here and she didn't call me to go with her to this shindig. And while I'm no Rock Hudson I ain't exactly the Elephant Man either. It's fine Demi next time don't bother. Me and Jennifer Aniston have better things to do anyway.